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Joke #5

The Genius Dog


A dog walked into a telegram office, took a blank form, and wrote: "Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof. Woof."

The clerk said, "You can add one more 'Woof' for the same price."

The dog replied, "But that would make no sense at all."

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