Person: Hey, I asked you to buy a packet of matchsticks. Where is it?
Servant: Here it is, sir. But I did a little quality check for you!
Person: Quality check? What do you mean?
Servant: Well, I lit every matchstick to make sure they all worked.
Person: You… lit each matchstick? So now the packet is empty!?
Servant: Yes, sir! Don’t worry though, every match worked perfectly!
Person: So now I have a packet of… burnt sticks?
Servant: Exactly, sir! Top-quality, pre-tested matchsticks! Not a single dud.
Person: Unbelievable. Now I need to send you back for a fresh packet.
Servant: Oh, sure, sir! And don’t worry—I’ll test every single one again to be sure!
Person: sighs deeply
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