Let's Laugh

 What’s a computer’s favorite snack? Microchips and dip!

 How do robots pay for things?  With cache!

 Why did the programmer quit their job? They didn’t get arrays!

 Why was the cat sitting on the computer?  To keep an eye on the mouse.

 Why do ducks make terrible secret agents? They always quack under pressure.

 Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re a little shellfish!